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Cuddlefish 

A seemingly gay male that slips under your radar because you thought he "wasn't competition".

Origin: Discovery Channel

Two ways to mate with a real cuttlefish female.

Dominance: Be a dominate male, force your way upon her, and fight all the other cuttlefish away.

Disguise: Some males change there body to look like a female, thus tricking the dominant type into letting the cuttlefish secretly mate with the female.
You - "Man, It's weird that this gay guy loves to go shopping with my girlfriend. It kinda freaks me out."

Friend - "Dude that guy is totally a cuddlefish, he just broke up with his girlfriend last week."

You - "HOLY SHYT YOU'RE RIGHT, the mall isn't even open at 2 AM!!"

Friend - "I bet he is in cuddle position ready to attack"

You - "NOOOOO!!!"
Cuddlefish by R. Muttsky December 25, 2009
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Cuddlefish 

Someone that you love and can cuddle with all day/night long.
I love you cuddlefish.
Cuddlefish by DLuke November 3, 2007

cuddlefish 

A fictional band from the nickelodeon TV show iCarly. They are mentioned twice thus far in the show; once, Jake says the first song he learned was Brakelights by Cuddlefish, after they listen to it through the speakers. Also, when a really annoying girl comes up to carly and sam, she says that she sees a teacher at the cuddlefish concert.
Jake: was that "brakelights" by Cuddlefish?

Carly: Ya, i didnt think anyone knew that song.
cuddlefish by Billy A March 3, 2008

Cuddlefish 

When you're cuddling when you're partner and you, as the big spoon, makes your hand into a hook and hooks your partner as if you were fishing.
Do you want to try cuddlefishing tonight?

Only if you'll hook me.
Cuddlefish by Diplomidiots September 30, 2015

Cuddlefish 

Oderus Urungus's huge prosthetic wang dangling between his legs.
Oderus's cuddlefish busted all over the crowd!
Cuddlefish by jagermonsta November 16, 2006

cuddlefish 

a feeling in your bones that you yearn for angrily and only gets quenshed through crabs and sea goats it keeps you tossing and turning from your anger
cuddlefish :(
cuddlefish by neorotix November 18, 2023

Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 

1. noun. A female whom is so fucking adorable that one cannot ravage her sexually; therefore, one must resort to excessive cuddling and rigorous snuggling.

2. verb. To cuddle excessively and snuggle rigorously.

3. verb. The act of swindling, cheating, stealing or dissuading someone.

4. The polar opposite/pornographic version of Spongebob Squarepants.
1. I would rather enjoy fucking Ann; however, she is a Cuddlefish Snugglefuck.

2. I cuddlefish snugglefucked the shit out of her.

3. Look, man, I am not trying to cuddlefish snugglefuck you out of anything.

4. Dude, have you seen Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 7: Young, Tight Bikini Bottoms?