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Noun: A silverback of Northern European ancestry, indigenous and endemic to the Central Texas area.

Verb: To use surprising cunning against and prevail.
Noun: Check out that Norling over there, I hear he has five sacks!

Verb: Truant wanted to succeed at his last job, but he got norlinged by his hosebeast boss.
Norling by Truant January 13, 2004
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Kick ass guy. Can beat up anyone anytime.
"That guy called you gay! Call for Norling!"
"I saw Norling and craped my pants"
norling by DonDoli March 25, 2005
strong to the weak; will master you as if to "own" you; Comes from the latin: "Ibucus Owneric youbica"
"They won't move that satellite dish???...Go get Norling!!!
Norling by Philip C. Samaro January 14, 2004

Norbingstoes 

Long, sexy man toes that can only be possessed by the Norb.
"My G-spot has never been rocked quite like that. He must have used his Norbingstoes."
Norbingstoes by Mathseus Hockingsham December 31, 2009
A trainee nob. Not quite a fully fledged nob, but with a little persistence and experience, will surely get there.
Eeeh. Look at those noblings outside Coop in Shipston-on-Stour... What is the world coming to? What on earth will become of them when they get older?

Answer: They will transform into fully fledged nobs, like a caterpillar transforming into a butterfly.
Nobling by Sah rah November 5, 2007
A portmantaeu of Night and Morning used by insomniacs to describe the time when they are going to sleep when it is not night
"Good Norning" she said as she went to sleep at 6am.
Norking is the ancient art of not really working while giving the illusion that one is productive. Norkers, or experts in the field, meet regularly to refine this skill - and are covetous about acquiring new techniques (rarely shared of course.)

You can instantly spot a norker in the crowd. They tend to be giddy happy - and rarely talk work!
In at 10:15 today. My daughters have a two hour delay this morning. I'll be in after taking them to school. Just finished the last breakfast and now norking from home until then.
norking by Paul Laibach February 5, 2004