crunkity 

to be very drunk. Most often a state a inebriation that you can't hide but might think you can, especially from parents.

Did you see George when he came home?
Yeah he was swaying side to side real bad. His mom totally caught him.

Yeah, he got pretty crunkity.

crunkity by ridgeraccoon December 17, 2009

Crunkitis 

Getting the itis (tired after eating immense amounts of food) while being crazy drunk and high.

"Dude that party was crazy! I took too many shots, smoked a fat L, and ate a bucket of kentucky fried, I passed out like right away."
"Damn man, sounds like the crunkitis hit you hard."

Crunkitis by wizardkhaleafa October 24, 2011

walter crunkite 

A state of mind that is much crazier, drunker and sloppier than the already widely used crunk. Based on famous newscaster Walter Cronkite, if you have had so much to drink or smoke that you have achieved the level of Walter Crunkite, you should probably slow down.

"Man, everybody is pretty crunk at this party, but that one kid is absolutely Walter Crunkite."

walter crunkite by Matt Stanyon August 10, 2006

crunkify

To make a party so fun that people will inevitably get crunk.

"This party is lame, man. Who they playin, Neil Diamond?"
"Yo, I got some Lil Jon on my iPod, throw it on the speakers."
"Yeah, we bout to crunkify this crib!"

crunkify by Ben Frey November 27, 2005

crankity 

Unsteady; easy to upset; crank.

"The people of #kernel-panic are always so crankity!"

crankity by Jedidiah October 23, 2002

crunkily 

adverb: to perform an action in a drunk and crazy state, thereby undermining the purpose for which the action was intended

Man, that guy rolled up on those shorties so crunkily they just walked away.

crunkily by Goody146 September 5, 2008

crunkily 

adverb: to perform an action in a drunk and crazy state, thereby undermining the purpose for which the action was intended

Man, that guy rolled up on those shorties so crunkily they just walked away.

crunkily by Goody146 September 7, 2008