2 definitions by Matt Stanyon

walter crunkite

A state of mind that is much crazier, drunker and sloppier than the already widely used crunk. Based on famous newscaster Walter Cronkite, if you have had so much to drink or smoke that you have achieved the level of Walter Crunkite, you should probably slow down.

"Man, everybody is pretty crunk at this party, but that one kid is absolutely Walter Crunkite."

by Matt Stanyon August 10, 2006

phenard

Sweat that is emitted from or around the butthole, butt crack and the choda.

I can't take this heat, the phenard is out of control today.

by Matt Stanyon June 25, 2009