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tchwek by trapdoorinthesun January 13, 2004
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Tcheky
A Tcheky is a sort of toy. Not sexual, not very creative, it's just a human like plastic toy you can carry around and pass as your friend.
You can buy one for your brother or sister if said sibling is friendless.
You can buy one for your brother or sister if said sibling is friendless.
Tcheky
First name generally given to a certain social parasites who will attempt to objectify any and every person around them.
They tend to have somewhat mediocre physiques, and therefore to compensate for this they attempt to befriend members of the opposite sex, or members of the same sex who are acquainted with members of the opposite sex (hence they are social parasites as seen above).
As they are usually the sons of schoolteachers, they do well academically, however, they have no clear ambitions, and therefore waste much energy on things deemed pointless by everyone else.
They are masters of homo-erotic sex acts, including but not limited to: the alaskan pipeline.
They tend to have somewhat mediocre physiques, and therefore to compensate for this they attempt to befriend members of the opposite sex, or members of the same sex who are acquainted with members of the opposite sex (hence they are social parasites as seen above).
As they are usually the sons of schoolteachers, they do well academically, however, they have no clear ambitions, and therefore waste much energy on things deemed pointless by everyone else.
They are masters of homo-erotic sex acts, including but not limited to: the alaskan pipeline.
Ruwani: What do you think of Tcheky?
Elizabeth: Ummm... Why?
Ruwani: He's been asking about you.
Elizabeth: No.
Ruwani: okay.
Elizabeth: Ummm... Why?
Ruwani: He's been asking about you.
Elizabeth: No.
Ruwani: okay.
Tcheky by im-so-awesome-in-every-way July 17, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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