First name generally given to a certain social parasites who
will attempt to objectify any and every person around them.
They tend to have somewhat mediocre physiques, and therefore to compensate for this they attempt to befriend members of the opposite
sex, or members of the same
sex who are acquainted with members of the opposite
sex (hence they are social parasites as
seen above).
As they are usually the sons of schoolteachers, they do well academically, however, they have no clear ambitions, and therefore waste much energy on things deemed pointless by everyone else.
They are masters of homo-erotic
sex acts, including but not limited to: the alaskan pipeline.