Balupto 

Small, often painful burn marks left on the sides of your penis Usually caused by frequent or rough masturbation. Another way to get these things is unprotected, unlubricated anal sex.

"Dude, I found a great porno at the store and gave myself some nasty balupto."

Balupto by Ryan Schilling December 15, 2009

baluptuate 

n. To become large in an unsually small amount of time. To let one's self go physically.

Did you see Karen in the mall yesterday?
I seen her and she has seriously baluptuated beyond belief.

baluptuate by Kinnycakes May 22, 2008