Fauxnasing 

(v) to pretend to be, or to act like one of the Jonas Brothers

Girl One: "Look at that guy over there. He looks like Joe Jonas"

Girl Two: "That's not cool. He's so fauxnasing."

Fauxnasing by xoxoryah December 6, 2009

fauxning 

(prononunced phoning) Pretending to be using your mobile phone in order not to appear to be friendless and alone, or to give the impression you are busy.

1. You were so late I was fauxning so people wouldn't think I was a loner.

2. She is so annoying I start fauxning when I see her so she won't talk to me.

3. I started fauxning on my blackberry when I walk around so people think I'm important and busy.

fauxning by krapokequeen September 9, 2011

fauxning 

Pretending to be on your cell phone in order to avoid speaking to someone on the street

As the signature petition gatherer approached, she was quickly fauxning in a call on her cell phone

fauxning by steve garvey August 16, 2008

fauxbating 

v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater

Also an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter

James: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....

Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"

"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."

fauxbating by Jamie Cunningham December 13, 2008

fauxbating 

v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater; an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter; or, for letting someone know that you think they're an idiot

Jamie: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....

Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"

"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."

fauxbating by Jamie Cunningham December 14, 2008

Fauxning 

Faux-boning. The art of simulated sex with your dearest compadre to show your appreciation for them.

When you love your bro so much you pretend to have sex with them fully clothed in jest. Essentially non-sexual dry humping.

"Brad and Clive are fauxning again. Those guys are real bros."

Fauxning by The Beardist May 30, 2019