Banter Tampon

An individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.

Phil: "I heard Giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the 'school of the Blind' down the road"

Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"

Banter Tampon by Phil Fulham December 3, 2009

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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Banter Tampon • banter • banter fc • banter club • Banter Wagon • Banter Biter • Banter Blanket • banter bomb • Banter Boy • Banter Brigade

Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

Word of the Day on July 3, 2026

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

Word of the Day on July 2, 2026