new jesus 

new boyfriend, co-worker, boss, assorted "little lord fauntleroy" trumped up, and pumped up as the new saviour!

here comes judy with her brand new jesus!

steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!

new jesus by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

Brand New Jesus Christ 

A fantastic song (by far the best song I've ever heard that was about faith and god), that questions are lives here on earth, and ask what will happen next. a song that questions faith, and ask for strength, it ask questions that any educated person would ask. I love this song and it makes me feel less alone in this world. The catholic church should make this song into a prayer.

Brand New Jesus Christ: the greatest song about god and Jesus, ever made.

"Jesus Christ, I'm alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead?
Because this problem is gonna last
More than the weekend"

"Jesus Christ I'm not scared to die
But I'm a little bit scared of what comes after
Do I get the gold chariot
Or do I float through the ceiling"

"Or do I divide and pull apart
Cause my bright is too slight to hold back all my dark
This ship went down in sight of land
And at the gates does Thomas ask to see my hands?"

Brand New Jesus Christ by wseroyer April 15, 2009

The New Black Jesus 

A non-profit organization started by High School entrepreneur Charlie Flanum.

Are you going to The new black Jesus barbecue?

The New Black Jesus by j_alton1619 September 5, 2020

new jerusalem

The state of New Jersey in the USA. Used especially in hip-hop culture. Although New Jersey is directly across the Hudson River from New York City, and thus shares much of the same status in terms of hip-hop, many people nevertheless consider people who live in New Jersey second-class citizens compared to residents of New York City proper. Also new jeruz.

The best MC's come from new jerusalem, strong island, and shaolin.

new jerusalem by filius August 29, 2005

New Jerusalem

a double-dutchie over some aviator periwinkle, Long Island iced tea, twisted.

I just gave yo girls a New Jerusalem-- c-ya at the next sleepover :jayhah:\

....
& at Afters we split a Greenwich!!

New Jerusalem by jockwebster March 25, 2020

Jesse+averee= new child 

Averee got prego from daddy jesse 👅 💦

Damn Jesse+averee= new child🤣🤣🤣

Jesse+averee= new child by Mark claiminding April 17, 2019