Draper drawer

n. A drawer containing information such as letters, deeds, and photographs about one's sordid past or secret identity; inspired by Don Draper from the hit TV show Mad Men

Once his old lady found his Draper drawer, she filed immediately for divorce

Draper drawer by Joan Holloway November 18, 2009

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Cutlery Drawer 

When more than two people are spooning it becomes a cutlery drawer

Can I join in with the spooning? Sure! We can make a cutlery drawer!

Cutlery Drawer by Basicallytbf. August 18, 2015

Polish sock-drawer 

A drawer containing numerous erotic sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, penis pumps, and lubricants. Though not necessary, recreational drugs are also common.

Dude, I went into my sister's room looking for some pot and I stumbled across her Polish sock-drawer. I can't believe her boyfriend needs a penis pump.

After we kicked my sister out of our mom's house we were packing her stuff and found her Polish sock-drawer.

Polish sock-drawer by Rojo Cobertizo November 28, 2013

Piss Drawer 

A piss Drawer is exactly what it sounds like, it's a drawer full of piss.(just don't let your mom find out)

Oh shit mom found the piss Drawer.

Piss Drawer by Biggie trux February 13, 2019

rearranging my sock drawer 

Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.

Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."

rearranging my sock drawer by yes juanito yes August 5, 2014