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That which sustains one during a grueling 9-5 cubicle jockeying session. Examples include coffee (usually the cheapest national brand with four scoops of generic powder creamer and sugar), energy drinks, tea, yerba mate, expresso, caffeinated soda, and the blood of the innocent.
Ugh, this flourescent lighting is draining my will to live... Thank Jeebus for my workjuice!
Workjuice by ReydelosLocos November 17, 2009
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whorejuice 

Whorejuice is a slang term for a really strong perfume that sleazy girls wear.
When the seductive lady walked into the room...you could smell her whorejuice from a mile away.
whorejuice by Cherisa September 1, 2005
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work juice 

A mixture of juice or coffee with alcohol hidden in a Starbucks or other commercial type container disguised as a normal drink to be consumed at work.
I was not going to survive this meeting but luckily John brought us all work juice to make it through.
work juice by KFed86 July 18, 2019

weakjuice 

Extreme version of weaksauce; ie. Very paltry, lame, insufficient, and laughable in effort
I cant believe you totally ditched me last night. Weakjuice
weakjuice by drs3 February 18, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026