A large breed canine descending from the northern most region of Malaysia often referred to as "The land of No-Argh".The Fake Bitorian is characterized by its large black nose, over sized floppy ears and gaseous discharge emitting from its rear end. The Fake Bitorian was aptly named in 1902 when French time share salesman Jerad Depardu was repeatedly fake bitten on the hand and lower extremities while enticing one of the golden creatures with a Kraft single.

I thought for sure the young child had been brutally maimed by a large dog. Luckily it was only a Fake Bitorian.

Fake Bitorian by Ferretboy June 12, 2011

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bectoria

a slow-witted girl, generally of low intelligence and a large forehead.
Gingerness is a common Bectoria trait. Also known as, fringe, tool, twat, dipstick or a dumbass.

Bectoria is a real frindge.

bectoria by Ma$ta Cutz May 24, 2008

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Biftorian

One who has been known to have smoked 100 cigarettes a day since birth

“Hide your fags he’s a biftorian”

Biftorian by SHREDZ August 9, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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