benbature

benbature- likely to be used for/as an excuse to;
get out of work, school classes, court dates, and just your normal appointments.

I ruptured my benbature during an extremely wild cyclops ride.
I am having benbature irregularities.
My benbature is swollen.
or last but not least, at the auto shop, ask the mechanic to check the braking benbature mechanism.

benbature by Dr FUP November 9, 2009

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boobature

The curvature of the boob.

Mike: Damn, that girl has some tits man!

Watson: Why yes, that outfit accentuates her boobature quite nicely.

boobature by sexysparkle December 18, 2011

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Related Words

benbature • Beature • benauren • boobature • buncature

benauren

the term used for two lovers unaware of their intimatacy, yet obvious to the public.

Jeff and Stacy practially stalk each other, they are so benauren.

benauren by shirley and samiah December 15, 2007

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Beature

A software bug that later gets reclassified as a feature when all attempts to fix it finally fail

The inability to edit your document in Windows is a beature that protects its authenticty.

Beature by DaZmanBob August 4, 2017

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buncature

The curviness of a women's sculptured gluteus maximus muscles AKA buns, as depicted from wearing tight leggings i.e. yoga pants.

Rachel's buncature really stands out now that she's been jogging.

buncature by Woolly M November 14, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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