assbaron 

Used to describe a faggot. Someone who is annoying or someone who is homosexual. It is also interchangable with asspirate and others.

Tim: Hey, Johnny won't shut the fuck up about his retarded Pokemon cards.

Jake: Then go punch that little assbaron in the face.

assbaron by xDiscordianx November 6, 2009

assbacon 

A piece of cooked, crispy bacon eaten out of someone's ass.

Hey Steve, did you have any assbacon this morning? No? Well, have one from my ass.

assbacon by oriori1 November 18, 2006

assaroni

sticking macaroni in your ass then shooting it out, and feeding it to your pet iguana

i made assaroni at vincents house in his bed naked

assaroni by atts214 March 3, 2011