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Steel Toed

When a person is steel toed, they are a person who shows up to an event, running late and of course wearing the incorrect shoes for the job. This person will end up appearing as a douche in front of a large group of people.
Guy 1:Hey where is joe?
Guy 2: Ah.. he is running probably late.

Joe: Hey guys what did i miss?

Guy 1: hey joe, where are your boots?

Joe: AH..garsh..i forgot again..

Guy 2: HAHA look its steel toed JOE!

Guy 1: Or should I say steel CHODE joe!!
Steel Toed by dnart November 2, 2009
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steel-toed 

adj. Extremely stubborn, especially when forced to change a habit.
iBook G4, a laptop ten years old and severely obsolete, was a sign that he was very steel-toed about upgrading computer equipment.
steel-toed by joedizzle September 17, 2015

steel toed boot 

When you go to Jo-Ann fabrics, get a girl there, put velcro on your hand and give her a reach around while singing Kum- Bay-Ah.
Dude, gerard just gave that chick a steel toed boot!

Size 10 steel-toed enema 

To take your size 10 steel-toed workshoe with your foot still in it and stick it up someone's butt.
How would you like a size 10 steel-toed enema?
Size 10 steel-toed enema by PeeBee February 13, 2004

steeltoe 

When someone walks around in public after downing some Viagra.
Dude, did you see that guys? He had some major steeltoe going on.
steeltoe by dro1998 March 19, 2014

Mr. Steeltoe 

Steel-toed boot, a logging boot, a safety shoe
1. Say hello to Mr. Steeltoe, biatch!
2. Better check yo' tone, son...Mr. Steeltoe gon' dance on yo' assss
Mr. Steeltoe by redtooth June 19, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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