Black Monday 

Martin Luther King, Jr day

John "Why don't we have school today?"
Ian "It's Black Monday"

Black Monday by southernballer January 18, 2011

black monday 

a.k.a. Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day

I got black monday off.

black monday by RCXT January 15, 2007

black monday 

the monday after thanksgiving weekend when all businesses are open and people start buying from these businesses and shipping their purchases from black friday and the weekend for family and friends. The beginning of the busy season for the shipping industry.

after the four day thanksgiving weekend I sent out all the shit I bought after thanksgiving to the relatives on black monday.

black monday by disgruntled box processor November 21, 2009

Black monday 

When your black co-workers miss Mondays Cause there too hungover from there shlitz malt liqour too come in for work!!!

Hey john wheres shawn at? Hahahha dude its black monday!!!

Oh yeah!!!!!!

Black monday by jr faber November 2, 2009

black monday 

The day when clients gets crazy trying to buy stuff online and workers get crazy trying to keep the servers up.

- Aren't you excited about black monday?
- Not at all, I always have to work 20 hours that frickin day!

black monday by derickgt December 26, 2007

black monday 

The first Monday after the 4th of July weekend. Called this because by this time people have to start going back to work so there's no more fireworks being lit off, so the smoke clears and everything is seemingly "blacker."

guy waking up:AHMAHGAD what happened to the side of the house!
wife:oh honey it's just black monday
guy waking up:oh ok, where's breakfast?

black monday by dmoney52806 July 6, 2008

Black Monday 

The first Monday after the NFL regular season ends where head coaches are typically fired by their respective franchises.

I hope Black Monday hits Mike McCarthy; he’s never heard of clock management!!

Black Monday by CTO_DC4L January 10, 2022