Shakey Dog 

A shook one. Nervous, paranoid, leery.

You look paranoid that's why I can't juks with you.
Why? Why you behind me leery?
Shakey Dog stutterin', when you got the bigger cooker on you

Shakey Dog by Cholera630 October 29, 2009

wet dog shakes 

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

wet dog shakes by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2014

wet dog shake 

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

wet dog shake by Uncle Dimma August 27, 2013

wet dog shakes 

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

wet dog shakes by Uncle Dimma December 21, 2013

Dog Shaker 

big oily black dudes shaking and flapping their ass cheeks

"omg Johnny, I love dog shakers they're soooo hot"
- "dude..... omg me too!"

Dog Shaker by anonymous July 1, 2022

Dog Shaker 

Big oily black guys shaking and flapping their ass cheeks in the air.

"omg, Johnny, I love dog shakers so much, they are soooooo hawwwtt."
-"dude wtf.... me too!"

Dog Shaker by DogShakerLover69 July 1, 2022

New Guinea Doggy Shake 

When a man nuts in a girls hair then puts a dildo on her back(like a tail) and the man fucks the dildo on the girl while the woman is in doggy style. When the guy is about to cum again he stands up and shakes his penis and gets cum everywhere.

Me and my girl did the New Guinea Doggy Shake, it was a lot to clean up.

New Guinea Doggy Shake by itzmillicent March 9, 2025