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Klickitat is a noun or adjective abbreviated from the phrase "click-a-tattoo." Klickitat is a low quality tattoo that looks like the person may have ordered it on a cheap online store or "clicked a tattoo." Usually tattoos of numbers (eg. 10642), dragons (excluding tattoos depicting famous dragons such as Smog or Puff) and Japanese characters (eg. hope, love etc.) are klickitat.
Mark: Hey Bethany, check out that girl's tattoo on her foot. I think it says, "10642." Oh wait, I read that backwards.

Bethany: Like, shut up, Mark. That is sooooooooooo klickitat. It looks like she ordered it straight from klickitat.com. Do you even, like, have good taste anyway?

Mark: I think that's a sweet tattoo; she probably got it done at Deep Roots; they do some good work.
Klickitat by OnTheWayToBlues October 28, 2009
Related Words

Klickitat Corndog 

A form of mutilation where a man's penis is cut off and inserted into his rectum. Then a cylindrical, core like cut is made around the rectum to remove the entire rectum with the penis still inside it. This whole grotesque assembly is then inserted into the victim's mouth.
That guy tried stealing my catalytic converter so I gave him the ol' Klickitat Corndog.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026