People who think and/or act like they're Italian when they are so obviously not. Eating Italian food and being loud does not automatically make you Italian.
See also: Supercazzole, the Italian concept of comically deceptive discourse composed mostly of gibberish, and the inspiration for the programming language Monicelli.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'