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Scientifically Calculated Wild Assed Guess. An estimate calculated using sound mathematics and science which is, never the less, little more than a wild guess. Generally because one or more of the components of the calculation is a wild guess or loose estimate.
The Drake Equation (an estimate of the number of intelligent civilizations in the universe) is a SCWAG.
SCWAG by scwag October 9, 2009
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Uncle Scwag 

A right lad who lives in north wales. Could be a nonce, we never know.
Uncle Scwag by EstellaFross October 17, 2019
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Things that are desirable for a sco, scavenger, or savage to take from you. Watch out if you have sco-age.
Sco : Hey man, bra leme get some!
You : Whoa man hands off!

Sco : But you have so much scoage, you can help me out
You : Ssco Away!!
scoage by MissionAgape November 10, 2014

scagjunkie 

An angry whore who thinks she has priority
Man 1: that tramp just told me to fuck off
Man 2: what a scagjunkie
scagjunkie by Knibnobber December 5, 2014

Schwicky Schwag 

An anagram for "Liberty Launcher", a weapon in the 2007 First Person shooter Team Fortress 2
"What's a schwicky schwag? what does that even mean?"
"It's the liberty launcher!"
Schwicky Schwag by ferkon December 6, 2020

Schwagtrulescent

When something, anything, suffers from a lack of quality in the way that schwag weed sucks. A chronically bitchin person, place, item, music or event can never be schwagtrulescent. Having the essence of schwagg is never a good thing, unless it is actually schwagg weed and that's all you can afford.
Fuck this loser frat party - this party is way too schwagtrulescent.
Schwagtrulescent by TNTNeal December 1, 2010

scagabanger 

lowlife ,scum of the earth, no account
scagabanger truck drivers aint nobody they aint nothin
scagabanger by CANNOBALL February 14, 2010