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Cow Patty 

The reason why Gateway Computers has a cow as a spokesman is because, just like a cow patty, Gateway Computers comes from a cow's ass.

Cow Patty 

When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.
Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home
Cow Patty by thatausguy July 23, 2019

cow patty surprise 

when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.
Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?
Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise

cowpatty 

the heaps of smelly shit left by cattle
the son of the famous stock car driver richard petty aka kyle petty
can also be slander
Wayne and Dell were chucking a cowpatty at each other when they heard that cowpatty had hit the wall in turn three!
Brian you can be a cowpatty sometimes.
cowpatty by Les Crapp September 22, 2007

reverse cowpatty 

A girl doing reverse cowgirl while giving you a pedicure
Aye girl do the reverse cowpatty
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026