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Business Drunk 

biz-nis druhngk (-adj.)

1. Being intoxicated in a professional setting with the goal of improved networking, or creating an environment conducive to closing deals; usually achieved through the use of expense accounts and open bars.

2. A true test of business prowess, as these goals must be achieved through, and in spite of the wide availability of top shelf alcohol.
"Boy, I just can't seem to get any traction with this new client!"
"Well, let's invite him to the Four Seasons on Friday and get business drunk!"

"Did you hear how Rachel ended up exposing her breasts to that client at the Four Seasons?"
"Pshh...what a novice, doesn't even know how to stay business drunk."
Business Drunk by Arloc December 9, 2009
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Business Drunk 

The act of getting drunk between mid-day and 4PM. Ties are mandatory.
That meeting was awful, thank god we're business drunk.
Business Drunk by likeaboss March 6, 2009

Business Drunk 

Liz Lemon: I'm feeling pretty drunk.
Jack Donaghy: Well, it's business drunk. It's like rich drunk. Either way, it's legal to drive.
Business Drunk by shuawnspencer September 30, 2020

Business Drunk 

When everyone wears a tie and sunglasses and gets wasted. Doing this guarantees an awesome night. Well it's assumed so, no one has ever actually remembered anything the next day. Inspired by an episode of 30 Rock.
Example One:
Tisha get your tie, Cindy and I are going business drunk to the Grotto.

Example Two:
I have an interview in the morning, so I'm preparing for it by getting business drunk tonight.

Example Three:
Frat Guy: Dude why do I keep finding all these ties in random places?

Frat Guy Two: Dude Business Drunk last night.

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026