spidroach 

The big ass bug that was on Ashley's ceiling!
:O

"HOLY SHIT - biggest bug of life on my ceiling."

"What is it?"

"A FUCKING SPIDROACH!"

"OMFG!"

spidroach by OptimusPrime. October 3, 2009

spickoach

(n) an ugly cross between a spider, cricket, and roach; first sighted in farzana`s house, made her scream like bloody hell; now at large in Deptford.

Damn was that a spickoach? Kill it the spikoach.

spickoach by ELJ0E December 28, 2005

Sproach 

A half roach, half spider that jumps and is particularly fond of Hillcrest. Can be easily exterminated using Allan's, aka "The Cheater who hates spiders", hard bound copy of Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil or a generous squirt of Clorox Clean-up.

"OH MY GOD! I saw a sproach on the floor, but by the time I grabbed the cheater's book it dissapeared!" -my friend Cristen the Sproach Lady

Sproach by WhitneyLL December 15, 2008

Spidooch

Lamb on a stick cooken on a homemade BBQ often eaten in bright. Better with extra chilli and salt often contained in white shakers- better with red wine spilt on it!
Best spidooch is by sim. Best eaten hot and in the early hours of the morning.

He tasted as good a spidooch

Spidooch by Spidoochlover July 14, 2010