Compherism 

anything said by Daniel Compher that could be a euphemism for something; related to "that's what she said", except this is "that's what Compher said"

Compher: "Alright, guys. I want you to make the judges WET with that big D. I want the entire front three rows to be in the splash zone when you soak them!"

Kenny: "Dude, can you say Compherism?"

Compherism by kenjitsu September 27, 2009

Cooperism 

Being hurtful or mean to anyone called Cooper. The worst offence in mankind.

Sam: Cooper sucks at art.
Jim: Hey, that's Cooperism. Knock it off.

Cooperism by helloineedhelp May 19, 2020

cooperism 

The act of saying something so stupid it defies belief and the laws of physics simultaneously.

Me: "So i heard Matt had you running around, trying to find a bag of steam the other day"
Guy: "Yer"
Me: "Haha you're an idiot"
Guy: "Well in my defense the coffee machine makes steam"
Me: "......."
Me: "What a cooperism"

cooperism by MadForEmmaWatson December 5, 2013

Computerism

The act of being against/hating a person for the simple fact of one person owning an different operating system. This mayeb attributed to the "fanboys" of different brands of computers such as Mac fanboys hating Windows owners.

Mac Fanboy: Hello what operating system do you have?
Windows user: I have Windows Vista.
Mac Fanboy: Im sorry but i dont think we hang in the same social circles.
Windows User: u believe in computerism?
Mac fanboy: I sure do. Windows is obsolete switch or suffer.
Windows user: No.
*parts ways*

Computerism by Daswani.1 February 15, 2010

comparism 

an examination of two or more items to establish similarities and dissimilarities. Similar in meaning to comparison yet identified by the distinct Sahrism dialect.

The doctor did a comparism between the two xrays of Sahra's head and deduced that they were not taken in the same year.

comparism by Sahra October 30, 2005

cooperism 

Being complacent in all areas of your life.

He won't challenge his woman. He suffers from Cooperism. Complacent everywhere in his life.

cooperism by Arpa of Sparta September 21, 2023