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point plankn 

Mysterious phrase used by University of Kansas sophomore basketball guard Tyshawn Taylor on his Facebook page in a comment related to a series of altercations between members of the Kansas basketball teams in late September, 2009. Possibly indicates the speaker's attempt to communicate a level of intense seriousness for the preceding phrase or sentence. Probably a misspelling of "point blankn."
“Real n-ggers do real things .. point plankn."

I told my wife, "You need to make sure the kid knows his vocabulary words for tomorrow ... point plankn."
point plankn by TRex Kansas September 24, 2009
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Point Plankn 

To receive something not earned. To artificially earn points by being a cheating bastage. To engage in busch league tactics during the heat of competition.
*During a game of bagpits (aka cornhole)*

"What's the score?"

"18-4."

"Bullshit. Dude, you're point plankn."
Point Plankn by bagpits September 24, 2009

Point Plankn 

As a Kansas Jayhawk, we might as well embrace this phrase. Thus, I am semi-proud to reveal that the phrase "Point plankn" stems from Tyshawn Taylor, University of Kansas basketball player, who first used the phrase during a September 2009 day of unfortunate altercations between the University of Kansas football and basketball players. Likely the phrase relates to Tyshawn's previously unrevealed secret life as a pirate (sometimes pirates just can't control themselves - arrrrggghhh!), and is slang for "Walk The Plank". Fortunately for Tyshawn, pirates are indeed the chosen people of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and thus the Kansas Jayhawks are also the FSM's chosen people.

Fortunately most Kansas Jayhawks have received a much better education at the University of Kansas, so point plankn is a new word to add to our repertoire.
"If you try and mess with me, you're gonna end up point plankn".

Commonly also just simply stated these days as straight up "Point Plankn".
Point Plankn by Jacob5627 September 24, 2009

point plankn 

The act or state of self-loathing due to one's membership in a group or organization, often resulting in self-destructive and anti-social behavior.
Of course I'm point plankn? You would too if you were a Kansas Jayhawk.
point plankn by pointplankn September 25, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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