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Simultate 

To simultaniously whitness a form of media with another person or persons. To experience together.
Hey, lets press play on the count of three and simultate this mp3 i just sent you.
Simultate by detox December 24, 2003

Simulated Anal 

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.
Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.
Simulated Anal by KaBoom August 14, 2014

Simulated annealing

algorithm consisting of a molecular dynamics simulation with gradually decreasing temperature
In order to find the lowest energy of the molecule, I used a simulated annealing calculation.

simulated blumpkin 

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.
Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

200 Players Simulate A BRUTAL Civilization in Minecraft 

A YouTube video uploaded by jjkay03 about a Minecraft survival experiment including 200 players scattered across 4 different islands, the peaceful plains, The hot desert, the dangerous jungle and extreme snowy taiga. Each player was given a single life and no help at all.

Who will Survive?
Yo you seen 200 Players Simulate A BRUTAL Civilization in Minecraft?

....no?

simulated wood

a black person who acts very white; an oreo; a wanna-be peckerwood.
He just a simulated wood.
simulated wood by Derek Williams September 9, 2003