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ass closer 

When you clench your butt during an intense basketball game.
"How was the game?"
"It was an ass closer!"
ass closer by gregh March 8, 2014

Ass Claper 

1. A person (generaly a fat male) who has a large anus, and (or) anus cheeks. They are called ass clapers because when they walk the sound of their anus cheeks 'slaping' together makes a sound similar to clapping. This can be heard much more clearly if the person is jogging or running.

2. Male who wears tight pants that tend to be most tight arround the anus. Ass clapers are funny sights to see because they have troubble moving their legs because of the tightness.
1. When the fat guy had sore hands, he ran back and fourth to show the preformer appreciation.

2. It's so much fun to 'hit and run' with ass clapers! If you punh them and run away they can never catch up!
Ass Claper by ne s November 6, 2010

ass clover 

An insult. The poop stain that is left over on your underwear after going number 2.
An insult to someone that has been a moran, stuipid and just won't leave.

"Man that guy is such an ass clover, he doesn't know when you leave!"
ass clover by LadyDovahkiin August 20, 2013

Jack Coopers Ass 

the roundest, sexiest, and most attractive set of bum cheeks you can and will ever find, so succulent and so juicy that you can't stop thinking about them once you see and or touch them for the first time.
Tim walks over and grabs Jack Coopers Ass Cheeks and says they are so nice that he wants to slide in there.
Jack Coopers Ass by bonsall2004 November 5, 2020

ASSCLAPER PERK 

a type of person who like to assclap his friends. He will smash behind ur back and at parties drinks all the cokes. Man mixes ginger ale with Vodka and distributes it around the party. He has a thing for the Chinese type and won't stop until he gets what he wants. Man like it when his cat jerks off to him but hopes cassie does the same
dude this is a sick hang
that ASSCLAPER PERK drank all the coke
ASSCLAPER PERK by jparklover February 21, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026