Unicorn milk is a cure all for white people. It is like Robitussin for black people.
It cures headaches, anxiety, wounds, amputated limbs, etc. etc. etc.
Many people have (incorrectly) associated it with ejaculate. This is incorrect.
It cures headaches, anxiety, wounds, amputated limbs, etc. etc. etc.
Many people have (incorrectly) associated it with ejaculate. This is incorrect.
My finger was chopped off in a paper snowflake accident so I poured unicorn milk over the nub and the finger grew back
by YesMan1111 March 09, 2011

by UnicornMilk September 19, 2009

by LuvMashine March 29, 2017
