Unicorn Milk

Unicorn milk is a cure all for white people. It is like Robitussin for black people.

It cures headaches, anxiety, wounds, amputated limbs, etc. etc. etc.

Many people have (incorrectly) associated it with ejaculate. This is incorrect.

My finger was chopped off in a paper snowflake accident so I poured unicorn milk over the nub and the finger grew back

by YesMan1111 March 9, 2011

Unicorn Milk

Ejaculate

Her hands were so skilled that I had to give her a tall, frothy glass of unicorn milk.

by UnicornMilk September 19, 2009

Unicorn Milk

Slang for semen used within the gay community.

Jeremy filled me full of Unicorn Milk last night!

by LuvMashine March 29, 2017