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Hagdouchefah 

An insult of epic proportions which is a combination of the words hag, douche, and fuck. Only used in dire situations when a quick and witty comeback cannot be thought of.
Josh: Hey you fucking fag, you suck.

Joe: Yeah well...your a...Hagdouchefah.

Josh: ...not cool, man.
Hagdouchefah by Jrod0708 June 9, 2010
A hookers cleaning device, specific to a hooker.
Or, a nasty name to call somebody you thing smells like fish.
Stephen is a hodouche, wow, he sure is a giant smelly used douche bag from a hooker with 6 STDs.
hodouche by Steevy D September 17, 2005

indouchetrinate 

To instill or impose one's douchey values onto someone else.
"I'm so sick of Mike telling me to grow a douchebag tag, I just wish he would stop trying to indouchetrinate me with his douchey values."

Trent kept telling Jenna how good Nickelback is, but Jenna refused to be indouchetrinated by Trent's musical tastes.

honadouche

(n) a less-than-desirable boyfriend or ex-boyfriend who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole however not quite 'worth' a mother fucker.

(v) an act of douche-baggery which is more idiotic, slightly moronic and almost humorous considering the douche bag who is doing the act.
GP: and he referred to me as "the red head". Gawd, Michael is such a honadouche.

Pooter: Yeah, yesterday JB pulled a honadouche when he made a derogatory comment to a 13 year old girl.
honadouche by Glamourpuss October 15, 2009

indouchedibly 

it's the form of agreement to how douche like an act really is.

it flows very well in a sentence when speaking about a super douche-y move.
functions close to the same as indubitably.
"wow, that person totally cut me off when i was speaking. what a douche!"

"indouchedibly!"

Hannouched 

Waking up to a sleeping mans hand down your pants. Smashing into something in a video game.
Yo get hannouched. I hope you get hannouched.
Hannouched by Mundyy01 September 2, 2020