Murf

Name of the Divine Tortoise, the one who will bring salvation to this wretched world.

Which religion do you believe in?
I believe in the one and only, Murf.

by Lanti February 16, 2022

I have a gnarly murf brah.

by zzyzxxzyzz August 27, 2010

the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat

or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat

1.

Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."

2.

Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.

by Mr. Murf November 25, 2009

To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.

Man, that burrito gave me some hardcore murf.

by eflatus September 18, 2009

Instead of a vegetable liker he/she is a murf

by Srixy May 24, 2022

Murf is a slang for saying someone or something has herpes of the butthole region.

“Damn that girl I slept with last night had murf bruh”
“Bruh I would but you know she has Murf right?”

by Blakiepoo December 12, 2018