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{hawt-bern} noun, 1. An intensely warm fart accompanied by a deep burning sensation around the exterior anal sphincter - typically with an atrociously disgusting odor; the burning sensation is the result of contact between digestive system acids and an irritated anus - which is due to habitual picking and scratching
That hotburn made me gag.
Hotburn by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009
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When a woman grabs an erect penis with both hands and turns them opposite directions
"Stacy was pissed at me and gave me that hoeburn"
Hoeburn by Cowpigraper666 October 14, 2017
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A sandwich using hot dog buns as the bread, and ground beef in the shape of a hot dog as the meat. It should be noted that the hot-dog-shaped meat will look like a turd, and therefore a hotburger looks like somebody just took a dump on a hot dog bun...
Darren: Parker, did you just poop in that hot dog bun?

Parker: No! It's just a hotburger. Want a bite?
hotburger by totallynotsma165 August 31, 2020
This even occurs when you eat quantity (3) pork rinds back-to-back without drinking any fluids. The symptom manifest as a cardiac event, not unlike a heart attack.
"Man, I was watching Netflix last night not paying attention, eating of bag of pork rinds and got the worst hogburn of my life..."
Hogburn by buhnaynay March 31, 2023

hotbernate

Staying indoors while it’s hot AF
You coming to the party dude? Nah it’s too hot out I’m just going to hotbernate here
hotbernate by Runnyink August 16, 2023

Shane hoburn 

Mate look at that guy he’s a Shane hoburn
Shane hoburn by Mikesmith789 July 5, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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