hobble

When a 2 by 4 is placed between a moronic douche bags ankles, and then a sledgehammer (in your case one wrapped in barbwire) is used to hit, and crush the bond between your foot and ankle so that you can never walk again and are caused extreme agony. For a better depiction see the movie Misery with Kathy Bates.

One time this bitch tried to steal my man so I took her out back and hobbled her. Now crippy can't get play.

by BadBlondie September 27, 2007

hobble

To walk (slowly) with a limp, gimp, or other physical problem.

That bitch hobbles all over the hood.

by Ol Hobble-along August 31, 2009

hobble

To create a disadvantage for an opponent in a competition.

He knew the only way he'd win was to hobble her racer with sugar in the petrol tank.

by JSPoultry July 6, 2019

hobble

A group of elderly people.

A hobble just walked into the souvenir spoon store.

by Jason Bee June 13, 2016

hobble

1) to take a baseball bat to someboyd's knees

That shithead fucked up my drug deal, imma hobble him.

by bunny xu May 15, 2007

hobble

to act skanky in an efficient manner. Lyrics from Bobblehead, by D4L

A bobble aint bad.... a bobble's something good..... a bobble makes you hobble when you walking through the hood.... A bobble make you tell yo niggas' they misunderstood.... cause everything she do for you is oh so very good!

by Nahoje Wayne June 16, 2006

Hobbling

The act of tying someone to a bed and putting a block of wood in between their ankles, then hitting their foot with a sledgehammer to break their ankles making sure they can't escape

Hobbling, Misery

by nix0n001 July 11, 2011