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to cumberbun; cumberbunned, cumberbunning

1. The act of shoving a cucumber up someone's ass.
"I'm gonna take your grandma upstairs and cumberbun her."
cumberbun by billebllunt September 25, 2014

scumberino 

1. A person so vile and low-down dirty that the term scum bag just doesn't fit any longer. A person like this would steal from their own sister to buy drugs or call the police on his own brother because he is more successful.

2. The offspring of a complete scumbag. This is the reason why certain people should not have babies.

3. The diminutive form of "scumbag."
"That guy that stole from the old lady is such a scumberino."

"That little scumberino just spit on me and his dad laughed! What kind of people are these?"
scumberino by Ribizzle March 16, 2013

Detroit Cumberbund 

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.
Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

Pittsburgh Cumberbund

A sexual act where a man straddles a woman and cums on her face while shitting on her stomach.
"Since that bitch gave me a bunch of shit about not wanting me to cum on her, I obliged her with a standard Pittsburgh Cumberbund!"

cumberbund 

the insulating sleeve one puts around a cup of convenience store coffee.
shit! i forgot the fuck-damn cumberbund, i can't juggle this shit now!!
cumberbund by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
When you're girl friend passes out before you bust a nut
so you flog the bishop till you skeet all over the bitches' ass.
The bitch was too damn drunk to fuck, so I gave her sleepin ass a cumberbun
cumberbun by EZEthan September 12, 2006