stock douche 

A term used by trust fund turds.

TFT: Ted told me he bought the OMGWTFBBQ stocks back when they were going at five bucks each. I mean, what a stock douche, right?

Person: Fucking trust fund baby. *walks away*

stock douche by Alloa May 10, 2010

stock douche 

The guy that just happens to own every stock that ever takes off. A self-proclaimed Warren Buffet.

Brock: Hey Rod, you see WFR up 49%?? Trading at $25!!

Rod: Yeah.

Brock: I bought that like 3 months ago at 5 bucks... Put every dollar I had into it after I graduated Duke.

Rod: Awesome. Thanks for the tip... stock douche.

stock douche by akarod August 27, 2009

douche stick 

The name for electronic cigarettes and/or vape smoking devices. Mainly named this because people who smoke them are total douche bags.

Dude, don't smoke that douche stick around me.

Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!

douche stick by TheRealReal March 14, 2014

douche stack 

Not one, but several douche bags hanging out together--especially in public places.

Hey, look at that douche stack over there! Are you kidding me? They're all so stupid.

douche stack by spdbiz February 9, 2010

Douche Dick Fuck Stick 

Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.

“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”

“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”

Douche Dick Fuck Stick by Forbesgirlgolfers November 5, 2019

stuck up douchebags 

May refer to editors of Urban Dictionary that rejects very good definitions for no apparent reason other than being stuck up and douchebags.

"I just received an email from UD. They rejected my definition which was innovative, funny, and way better than most of the junk found on this site!"

"Really ? What a bunch of stuck up douchebags!"

stuck up douchebags by rallysport December 28, 2011

douch stick 

someone who acts like a douch but is being a major asshole pissin people off. it's worse than being called a douch bag beacause it's the part of the douch that goes in the dirty stanky nasty pussy. commenly used by women who have fishy pussy, who are sluts and whores

stop being a fucking douch stick or your a fucking douch stick

douch stick by kittylette September 8, 2007