4 definitions by rallysport

Top Definition
A highly overated 44 year old WANNABE rally driver that dresses like a 14 year old punk teen that pisses green due to an overdose of Monster energy drink. Block is also the co-founder of DC Shoes which gave him the money and opportunity to have high powered cars and to produce fake Gymkhana staged viral videos on the internet. People assume he's God-like behind the wheel and that his videos are filmed in one take, which is untrue. A showman by his own admittance with admittedly some good driving talent but he's proven to be no match for the real pros in the WRC, finishing nearly dead last in the driver standings of the last 2 seasons.
Teen: Yo doode, I'm gonna steal my mom's Ford Fiesta tonight and we'll drive shit like Ken Block!!!

Friend: Hell yeah, I'm sure that 15K$ FWD 120 HP econobox will be just as fast and drifty as Block's 500K$ AWD 600+ HP racecar!!!
#ken bloc #ken blok #gymkhana #ghymkana #ghymkhana #wrc #rally driver #wannabe #dc shoes #showman #rallying #subaru #ford #viral video #segway #fake
by rallysport December 21, 2011
May refer to editors of Urban Dictionary that rejects very good definitions for no apparent reason other than being stuck up and douchebags.
"I just received an email from UD. They rejected my definition which was innovative, funny, and way better than most of the junk found on this site!"

"Really ? What a bunch of stuck up douchebags!"
#stuck-up douchebags #stucked up #stuck up #douchebag #asswipe #moron #dumbshit #ghey #lame
by rallysport December 25, 2011
A Japanese car manufacturer of renown for their all-wheel-drive vehicles. They used to produce cool cars but after 2010 they are as bland and unexciting as your uncle's Toyota Camry and your grampa's Buick. The WRX is also sadly replacing the Civic as the car of choice for young ricers who makes you want to drive your Subaru with a paper bag on your head so you don't get associated with them.
"Is that the new Toyota?"

"Yeah, they added a hood scoop though... then maybe its a Subaru."

"Boring."
#car #japan #wrx #sti #legacy #forester #impreza #tribeca #boring #civic #ricer #toyota
by rallysport December 22, 2011
WRX
A car that used to be cool, even more so in the STi version, and used to be the dream car of many while playing Gran Turismo before the car became available in North America. The WRX is also sadly replacing the Civic as the car of choice for young ricers who makes you want to drive your Subaru with a paper bag on your head so you don't get associated with them.
"Wow man, look at that WRX, it looks fast!!!"

"Urgh! All the rice on it actually makes it slower than a Buick"

"Looks cool though!"

*shoots himself*
#subaru #sti #rex #impreza #civic #ricer
by rallysport December 22, 2011
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