Typically a British slang term for the glans, or 'head'of the penis. Due to it's general appearance and size/shape.

See also bellend, tip, cockhead, dickhead, little head, purple head etc.

Oi lads! Look at my foreskin hanging over the top of my mushroom!

Mushroom by Llewelyn Dowd August 28, 2022

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Moshood

Moshood is a kind, caring, loving, trustworthy guy. He will never do anything to hurt anyone, he's rich, handsome, hardworking and loyal. You can never find any other like him. He has a sweet tooth, he loves juices, frozen yoghurt and ice cream. He'll treat you right and show you so much love. If you have a Moshood as a girl, marry him!

Him: She's been so happy lately!
Her: She found herself a Moshood!

Moshood by Anniedelavega February 2, 2020

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Mushroom Syndrome

(n) - A syndrome where you're fed bullshit and kept in the dark. Derives from the method of cultivating mushrooms: they add a lot of fertiliser and keep them in the dark and damp.

A person can suffer from Mushroom Syndrome in any way; the only circumstances are:

(1) A person doesn't tell you everything about a certain situation concerning you/and or them

and;

(2) They tell lies.

Sarah: So how's your relationship with Andy going?

Bree: OMG! He gave me Mushroom Syndrome! It turns out he was actually gay, which he never told me about.

Sarah: Wow! So what did he bullshit to you about? You know, the other half of the Mushroom Syndrome?

Bree: Oh, he told me he didn't break the blender but it *actually* was him!

Mushroom Syndrome by Mushroomizer7 June 8, 2011

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