Blumfty 

Getting your cock sucked while you're taking a shit.

This cock hungry bitch was so desparate that she gave me a blumfty!

Blumfty by doggingscene August 14, 2009

blufty 

someone with uncontrollable wind

- He kept farting and farting. He's such a blufty.
- Oh blufty, when will it ever stop?!

blufty by Clutz McGraw May 13, 2014

Reverse Blumpty 

A multi pleasure activity where a man recieves a rim-job while taking a piss.

1: Man, I was just taking a piss when this girl stuck her tongue up my arse.
2: Was it good?
1: It was damn good.
2: Reverse blumpty man, that's what I'm talking about.

Reverse Blumpty by Pimp-Master J August 30, 2008

Blumpty 

A multi pleasure activity where a man recieves a blow job while taking a shit.

Blumpty by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Blumpty Dumpty 

A guy is doing and upper decker while a woman is shitting and blowing him.

The couple were so upset at the party, so they did a blumpty dumpty to show their appreciation.

Blumpty Dumpty by TexMexMariner November 28, 2014

humpty blumpty

Getting blumpkins from a pregnant woman.

Shazney didn't allow the fact that she was heavily pregnant stop her having a good old humpty blumpty.

humpty blumpty by Cherenkov June 13, 2007

blumfy 

when a person named blaize is more than comfy, he's blumfy.

blaize is so damn blumfy to lay on.

blumfy by gerald1948 December 2, 2011