Hooper

A person who inserts drugs up their anus to speed up the onset of the desired effects.

Nuriel Dude, I saw your mother sticking something through her anal sphincter.

Ariel Yeah, that's how she takes her Ibuprofen for her chronic carpal tunnel syndrome. She is a hooper going way back.

She asked me if you would be willing to give her a helping hand , she is finding it more difficult with age.

Nuriel Of course I would Ariel, you guys are like family to me (hugs), anytime, just ask.

Hooper by Chlorpyrifos May 17, 2016

Hooper

A good basketball player

Jason Kidd is a Hooper because he can put up a triple double any given night.

Hooper by LD_707 May 31, 2007

Hooper

A small blonde with a huge ass, big tits and juicy lips. Her ass is so big that you can’t look away. Sadly has a boyfriend.

Wow look at her ass in that prom dress. What a hooper!

Hooper by a1213 June 9, 2021

Hooper

A prosperous word for old cheese.

The girl stank even worse after eating hooper.

Hooper by A???? April 28, 2006

hooper

A masterbation session before college/school usually when you have just woken up.

Wake up, no mum dont come in. I'm having a hooper

hooper by TymMonkey March 19, 2011

Hooper

A move where you cup your hands under someone's stream while they're urinating and then throw said urine back to the urinator's face. (originates from a move that comedian Paul Hooper talked about on the Woody & Wilcox radio show)

"Dude, I bet Greg's eyes were stinging after Chris Hoopered him last night"

Hooper by San Diego Wildcat October 14, 2016

hooper

a short ass pimple-faced blonde teenage boy who loves a little boy named "Sam". hooper tends to take shits at any moment he can. he will scold you if you do something he doesn’t like. he smells like a skunk and often walks up to people and sniffs their ass.

Person A: ew, who’s that midget taking a shit in the backyard?
Person B: oh that’s just hooper, he kept sniffing my ass and taking shits in the yard, thought i kicked him out by now.

hooper by lolfoot June 21, 2021