Someone who has a cunt for an eye. Typically, someone who is a cunt, and you can't think off anything else to add to it to make it more effective and spicy.
Oh, fuck off, Cunteye.
You sure are a cunteye.
You are a cuntarm.. no.. that doesn't sound right. Cuntleg? No. Cunteye! You stupid cunteye.
To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"
Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!
Pursuant to Hunter money, the action of failing upward and incorrectly assuming your ascent is in anyway related to your competency level while maintaining an abhorrent level of smugness.
Dumbfounded Man: I guessnow that he cuntered his way to mid-management he's gonna be making Hunter money.