Canadian 

Akshay Kumar is the greatest canadian.
True canadian who sacrifice his life for his country just like Akshay Kumar ditched Indian Citizenship for Canada.
As per DTAA treaty Canadians who residing in India get credit on their income & they pay their taxes at lower rates compare to Indian citizens. Hence Akshay Kumar took right decision

Canadian Akshay Kumar - This is my home toronto is my home

Canadian by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 21, 2020

Canadian 

A great way to get your ass out of a sling if you are an American visiting a hostile foreign country. Afterall, who hates Canadians?

A person of questionable Middle East ethenticy-

"Hey, American infidel. Hold on a moment while i detonate myself so i can go meet Allah and have 45 male virgins to myself".

American tourist-

"Eh? Whats this aboot? I'm just a simple Canadian trying to hop a plane home so i can sit in my igloo and watch hockey on tv while drinking Crown Royal eh".

Canadian by Dick driller October 16, 2010

Canadian 

Code word for a person of African American descent.

Can you believe that we hired our first Canadian??!!!??

Canadian by Nasty Dave May 9, 2019

Canadian 

An unarmed American with healthcare.

cheers to being Canadian!

Canadian by hiqwertyhi August 21, 2011

canadian 

a secretive way to refer to a person of color as not to be interpreted by strangers

i dont want to go downtown....because its full of...canadians.

canadian by alga February 13, 2007

Canadian 

Canadian, a native of Canada, from the Algonquin word meaning "my village". Canada is a bilingual (French and English) and multi-cultural country surrounded, in the east, by water and history; in the north by ice, snow, Alaska and the North Pole; in the west, mostly by former easterners and Americans, and, in the south, by our American cousins, many of whom are former Canadians--a people of many origins, including aboriginals.

G-d bless, North America, including Mexico--such a friendly and prosperous part of the world to live.

The home of Canada Dry, Canadian Club, hockey, baseball, basketball, the telephone, the Credit Union, the bluenose, the RCMP and many great "American" actors.

Canadian by Lindsay G. King December 29, 2003

canadian 

Somebody from the country north of the United States, which has:
Maple Syrup; Hockey; Universal Healthcare; Peace; Low Crime/Violence Rates; Excellent Donuts and Coffee (AKA Tim Horton's); Better, Cheaper Beer; Lovely Women; Nicer People;
Better Winter Sports; Cultural/Tolerance; Good/Cheap Education; Superior Genetalia.

Person 1: So I got smashed on good brew this weekend and had some great sex.
Person 2: Oh yeah, eh? Me too!
Person 3: (Jealously) Damn canadians.

canadian by Lecanadianquihabiteapennsylvanie October 19, 2005