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Also known as keaufew or keau-few. The term for a person who wants to get a fake tan because they want to be 'will tan'. The term is used for alot of people that want to get a fake tan, or be "will tan" by acting tan and not actually doing any sort of fake tan activities.
"Have you seen that Maddy girl, she is so keaufe."

"Everyone i know is keaufe, everyone wants to be will tan.

"Its sad how much that person wants to be will tan, they are so keaufe"
keaufe by Modestan August 7, 2009
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frei kaufen 

Use the Buy-Out-Option on a hooker and keep her as a mistress
frei kaufen, so she could jump on my cock all day errrday
frei kaufen by erisch kästner April 9, 2011
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Eine alternative Form des Ladendiebstahls, bei der der Delinquent ganz normal einkaufen geht, aber dabei auch noch etwas mitgehen lässt.
"Hey, meine Kaugummis sind aus? Gehen wir zum Aldi welche klaufen?"
klaufen by Trior October 29, 2013

bloody keafer 

when a girl is on her period and you eatin her pussy and she queefs and she squirts out blood
joe:so is ur gf on her period because that would be a good time to do a bloody keafer
billy:oh ya ik im going to do that saturday
bloody keafer by godsdesire June 2, 2009
He's such a keaune.
Keaune by Keaune May 19, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026