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bastard; a colloquial derivation of the word bastard, pronounced "bay-sterd," shortened for ease of use and to avoid offending the more prudish listener/reader.
Gimme the remote, ya sterd...I hate this show!
sterd by Aarhus June 16, 2009
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a combination of a stupid person and a nerd. they are nerdy with all things to be learned, but have absolutely no common sense.
"hey did you see that nerd"
"yeah but i hear she has no common sense"
"that sterd!!"
sterd by noone rocks April 22, 2009
It's an adjective used to describe an object, an action..or a person

basically, it's a synonym for these...and more...

fly..
fresh...
dope...
hot..
cool...
spectacular...
fun..
awesome..
dandy...
1. my dude, your sneakers are sterd.
2. me and my squad are on sterd status tonight, you dig?
sterd by Emily and Ty February 25, 2008
A word you can’t say without sounding like something else that may or may not be considered perverted or inappropriate.

Can be considered a part of speech, in which case it is abreviated "std."
Bilbo (the little bear in that game... "Bilbo")
Qumquat (sometimes spelled cumquat)
Nailed (whichever kind you prefer)

"Touching" is often thought of as a sterd because it implies something other than what it really means.
Sterd by Ann & Allegra August 5, 2009

ziggy stardust 

An alter-ego created by David Bowie. This character was featured in his 1972 album titled "The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars". This character was what helped Bowie get started into the music industry, from Ziggy's odd costumes, featuring unearthly colors and different types of shine, to Ziggy's eccentrics. Ziggy was a guitar-playing, bisexual, alien who fell to earth to share his music.
Person 1 : "Who is that crazy fellow on stage?"
Person 2 : "That's Ziggy Stardust!"

stardew valley 

A fun farming game that sucks the life out of you.
1:00 P.M. "I'm just going to play stardew valley for an hour."
1:00 A.M. *still playing stardew*