eggfucker

a person who fucks eggs

"Hey you got yolk dripping from your crotch region!! your'e an eggfucker!!"

by baos December 28, 2003

Eggfuck

Verb; to eggfuck
The action of cracking an egg in someone's ass and doing anal until scrambled. Then, when they shit, they'll have a surprise. Eating it after is optional.

''Yo man, what happened?''
''Ah, we eggfucked last night.''

by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021

Eggfuck Bastard

An insult for a person who's a fucking retarded dumbass.

"Can you stop being an eggfuck bastard for once Remington?"

by Raaaaaaaah March 3, 2025