Upskirt mania is the phenomenon when a girl bends over in a miniskirt, and you get a flash of her sexy cheeks. Upskirt mania is improved 100% when the hot female is wearing a thong – improved 250% when she is commando.

Side effects of upskirt mania: extreme hard-on and an insatiable itch to fuck

Male 1: Holy shit, did you see Leah bend over just now?
Male 2: Yeah! I think she's commando, dude!
Male 1: Fuck. I just jizzed in my pants.
Male 2: Me too, man. Me too. That was the best upskirt mania ever.

upskirt mania by upskirtmania May 29, 2010

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Upskirt (upskirt)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2 : Yes.
Person 1: Upskirt (upskirt)

Upskirt (upskirt) by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

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Male Upskirt

1. When a guy is wearing a kilt and some sick fuck decides to look up it, becoming scarred for life.
2. When a guy is ACTUALLY wearing a skirt and you look up it.
3. Tranny upskirt.

1. “Wae teh fook ar ya doin’, ya bast’rd? Ya wan goe ya sick fook? Com at me and yull regret et fer teh rest of yur sorry loife!”
2. “Why the fuck are you looking up my skirt?” “Why the fuck are you wearing a skirt?”
3. Hehe, fuckin trannies.
4. “I wonder if male upskirt is a thing on PornHub...”

Male Upskirt by GreenSockNinja January 16, 2019

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