Excerssage

1. Working out while recieving a massage.

2. A, typically, two person interaction of
a. Client
b. Trainer
Where b. massages a. while a. lifts weights or participates in an activity of physical fitness.

3. Something similar to what is seen in the David Banner music video "Play".

4. The art of releasing tight muscles while building tight muscles.

1. " Babe, stop being jealous. That guy, Nichodemius, massaging my glutes while I performed lunges is my EXCERSSAGE instructor. It's all in the name of fitness."

2. "I want to feel loose while getting tight"

3. "I am stressed and fat and have a kink in my neck. Time to excerssage."

4. "I am having trouble with solo excerssage... want to be my instructor?"

Excerssage by Meg'n Bex July 30, 2009

exmessage 

When you text an ex accidentally thinking it goes to someone else so an awkward conversation starts.

Yo i meant to text you yesterday about that porn site i subscribed to but i pulled an exmessage somehow, and I had to go into conversation for like an hour so she doesn't tell anyone.

exmessage by SteamedBroccoli March 8, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016