by xigxag June 29, 2009

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

(Noun) An individual who drinks, plays with guns, and regularly takes women other than his wife to the woods. Frequently gets arrested for DUI and has been known to shoot people. Has had his heart jump-started more times than a defective battery in an old Yugo. An all around American role model for conservative ass-maggots. Rumored to be Rush Limbaugh's secret gay lover. Currently using President George W. Bush as an ass puppet.
by Blenderhead April 09, 2006

noun. One of the purest forms of evil. An truly dangerous man who takes nothing except for money into consideration. Those who support this beast tend to be labeled as "piglets", and "beasties". Foul creatures indeed.
"Dick Cheney?....don't you DARE mention that name in this house! You might as well shit on the carpet, kill my children, or rape me! I mean...how dare you speak that name here? Just...leave. Now."
by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

stupid and devious man. He killed that guy cause he was drunk, and he raised all the prices of gas. Vice pres. (but might as well be president cause the one know aint doing the trick)
by Pub It up April 17, 2006

Watch out for the Dick Cheney shot.
by ShadHoe May 28, 2007

"hey uncle dick. did you support going to war to make profits from your halliburton stock?"
"of course not!(grabs left arm) help me!"
"of course not!(grabs left arm) help me!"
by clevelandsteamer September 05, 2005
