whappy slappy

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noun- is a type of slappy that specifically refers to your cock

verb- slapping someone with your cock

"i'm going to whappy slappy you all over the face if you don't shut up."

whappy slappy by bigc22 July 23, 2009

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Wappy Slappy

The act of slapping a bitch, hoe, or even a woman in the face with one's penis. Optimally, a Wappy Slappy is given with enough precision and force to leave a dark-purple bruise in the middle of the forehead, usually in the shape of a large mushroom, army helmet, or garden spade.

Man, you should have the mark that Wappy Slappy left on Jane's face last night. It looked like she had a picture of Papa Smurf tattooed on her chin!

Wappy Slappy by Mooj the Taliban Man May 12, 2011

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whappy slappy • Wappy Slappy • Slippy Whippy • Sloppy whippy • Whappy Knacking • From (since) Whappy killed Phillup • wappy • Whapp • Whippy • whoppy

slippy whippy

A small Thin and abnormally slick penis that cracks like a whip

Ethan has a Slippy Whippy

slippy whippy by HelloMyPenisIsBig November 9, 2018

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Slippy Whippy

A small thin penis that is abnormally slick and cracks like a whip

Damn, Ethan has a slippy whippy

Slippy Whippy by HelloMyPenisIsBig November 9, 2018

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Sloppy whippy

An unbelievably uncomfortable turd, somehow tacky but also damp and very loose. Cross between Mr whippy and sloppy joes

Also see Mr Joes

I didn’t get to the toilet in time today and left a sloppy whippy in my tighty whiteys.

Sloppy whippy by Wonderchunder October 19, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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