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cuntanet 

1:) cuntanet: The online interwebbing tool invented a thousand years ago by people who obviously want other people to be able to get in touch with them because the telephone and the front door weren't inconvienient enough.

2:)A place to which all 10% of non porn is given over to people who have no lives. EG: gamers, moaners, whiners, diners, bankers, wankers, politicians, newsreaders, newslisteners, mothers who try to ban kids books when they should be being mothers. Essentially anyone not doing, watching or making porn use the cuntanet.
STEVE: Yo, Dude where the hell are you?
DAVE: I'm on the cuntanet.
STEVE: The what?
DAVE: The cuntanet.
STEVE: Yeah, I heard, I'm not deaf. What the fuck is the cuntanet?
DAVE: It's where us bloggers, gamers, whiners, diners, bankers, wankers, politicians, newsreader, newlisteners, mothers, facebookers,bebo-ers and myspacers waste our time, lives, potential-full futures because the world and human society has become a vapid tract of poo, where all need of entelechy has dissipated from our causal descent of beginning and end.
STEVE: So, it's your stupid name for the internet.
DAVE: Why don't you go practise your grapholagnia?
STEVE:Because you're too busy in the bathroom practising your emunctionon your anus.
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Cuntantrum 

When a girl is being a cunt and throwing a fit at the same time.
Man my bitch threw the biggest CUNTANTRUM I've ever seen
Cuntantrum by Thesickone77 November 29, 2018

Cuntanese 

people from Cunt country (or cuntan. its fictional place). A person who is being a complete and utter cunt towards everyone all the time, and calling that person a cunt is no longer applicable due to the amount of really cunt like actions a given person performs on a constant basis.
man, that chick is a real cuntanese bitch!
Cuntanese by alex mercer August 9, 2010

cuntantics 

Cuntantics, the antics often displayed by a cunt
I can't deal with her cuntantics anymore!
cuntantics by HarleyCharlie September 30, 2014
someone that brings you down and bullies you verbally because they're jealous of you
John- "Jimmy, you're a stupid motherf@cker, I don't know how you got on this team, I told you pass the ball, you will never make it in life you fag.You will never make it in life, I am the captain kicking you off the team!!!"

Jimmy- "I was in front the goal so, I took a shot and scored, why are you mad, we won why are you jealous, you're acting like a really big Cuntanent!!!"
Cuntanent by FaithfulKidd June 6, 2015

cuntanthropology 

A really old pussy with ancient smells.
Her pussy was so old it was cuntanthropology. I could smell ancient Egyptians down there.
cuntanthropology by Geo P June 24, 2021