squeedge 

squeedge- to piss someone off to the fullest extant definition 2 someone that pisses others off definition 3 to throw something at someone that would piss them off

You damn squeedge why the fuck did you squeedge me

squeedge by John Colin Ted December 4, 2004

Squeedge 

to escape, ditch, leave.. to get out of a situation that isn't comfortable or you simply dont want to be in

kid 1 hangin out with annoying kid 2. kid 1 wants to leave cuz he does not want to be waisting his time with kid 2 so tells kid 2 "ehhh sorry, I gotta Squeedge."

Squeedge by supershanchelsgabb July 21, 2009

squeedge 

when you piss yourself when you sleep

Damn that mother fucker squeedged my bed!

squeedge by random fat kid December 5, 2004

squedge 

similar to a nipple cripple but instead to expand across the whole breast

i gave her a squedge

squedge by mc factor July 1, 2008

German Squeegee

The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.

You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!

German Squeegee by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

Vanderwallen Squeegee 

The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.

Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.

Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.

Vanderwallen Squeegee by Bob Madden August 21, 2007

Headlight Squeegee 

An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.

Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.

Headlight Squeegee by mrrab June 11, 2015